I am not entirely sure you are not pulling
my leg. Penis Hats? Are you frickin' serious?!!
We've never seen one. I couldn't even imagine
what a "Penis Hat" would look like. Is
it a little sombrero? A bowler perhaps?
When a senior nudist walks by would a
gentleman tip his little hat as a show
Before I accused you of making this up,
I thought it might be wise to do an internet
search. I was sorta hoping my search would
find something like:
"BOB'S NEW JERSEY HOUSE OF PENIS HATS
- Ideal for keeping sand out of your penis!
" Then I could report back my results
without actually mentioning I had to do
a search, thus creating the illusion that
I know what the hell I'm talking about.
No such luck.
I did find this:
Consider mailing one of these
to your ex-boss!
(Yup: Our first and
last "dickhead joke."
Thank you! Thank
you very much!)
So I promise a smart-ass response and
a smart-ass response you got. But now
I feel I must get to the bottom of this!
Is Kara making this up? Are there really
dudes wearing some sort of penis hats
at Gunnison Beach?
If somebody out there has more penis hat information or a definative answer write me!
Until Then, See you next Wednesday! !
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